Allen Wittman and Andrew Masters are two grown men who make a living selling bathroom humor. Wittman invented the spray in his teenage bedroom when he was in high school and tested it out by pouring four ounces into a heat radiator in a foyer bathroom near the gym, where a basketball game was ongoing in the dead of winter. By halftime, the doors to the school were open in an attempt to rid the room of the smell, despite the snowfall. Decades later, Wittman met Masters in the electrical department in a trucking company based in Illinois. When the company eventually eliminated their positions, the two decided they could probably make a living out of their stinky product.
Regardless, when I was asked if ass-eating is over, my immediate reaction was god, I hope not. But misinformation is still running rampant. After almost falling off the bed laughing, I informed him that the only way you could get cholera from ass eating is by… eating the ass of someone who has cholera. As someone who has been titty-fucked on multiple occasions, I can say with authority that being the recipient of a titty-fuck is one of the most awkward positions of all time. If you want to look down to enjoy the view or if you want to tilt your chin down so you can suck the dick, you do it while cringing because you know what you look like when you open your front-facing camera.
An unusual medical training tool got its start as a childish prank
Photo: Getty. Welcome, readers, to Butt Week. I have a inch waist and inch hips. When you have a big butt, people throw that word at you a lot. The more I squat, the more it grows.
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